About Me

About Me:
My name, dear children, is Sarah. I have also been called Orbit. Feel free to call me Toasty.
If I were to describe myself in ten words, it would be:
“Informal”
“Alohomora”
“Nephilim”
“Jelly-free”
“Authentic”
“Chameleon”
“Derp”
“Perkele.”
I forgot the other two words I was going to write. But of course I fit all of these. Yes, one is a spell to unlock locked locks, another is an expression gone viral, and the last is a Finnish curse word.
But I fit all of them just splendidly.
You know those squiggles on the edge of your peripheral vision that float quietly, taunting you? Yeah, that’s me. I’m floating in all y’all’s vitreous fluid.